What Ho, Humans!
I am:
A Octopus*
Not just any octopus, oh no.
I utilise my fluffy tentacles and incredible brain to create wonderful stories.
Join me on my adventures as I write children’s fantasy books and look cute doing it!
Join me on my adventures as I write children’s fantasy books and look cute doing it!
*Not "An Octopus".
Ann lives a couple of reefs over.
I am A. Octopus.
I just think it looks better without the full stop.
Ann lives a couple of reefs over.
I am A. Octopus.
I just think it looks better without the full stop.
Stories
In between writing novels, my many tentacles craft wonderful tales. Tails? Tales.
Advice
You've heard of mansplaining, but what about cephalopodplaining? Seriously though, I'll let you in on all my secrets.
Photos of ME!
Why else would this website exist? Photos of A. Octopus? Of course! What else could you want?
Now for the
statistical reasons to visit my website
Let me count the ways …
You humans have but two appendages for writing. I have 8.
I consume three cups of tea a day (on average) – imagine how many that is in a week?
I usually pop out about 29 litres of ink a day. Over a month, that’s a lot of ink!
And with a camera on each tentacle, I can snap a selfie every 2.6 seconds!
Tentacles
2
🐙
Cups of Tea
1
🍵
Litres of Ink
🦑
Selfies (and Counting)
🤳🏻
Promise Delivery #2
Confucius Say, "Listen to the Octopus"
Advice you require, dispense it I shall.
You'd like to contact me?
Join the queue
I’m kidding!
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